If you tell the average person “Yeah, back in the 80s the CIA was funneling cocaine into the US and helping spread crack into Black neighborhoods in order to raise money for fascist militias in South America, and then a journalist broke the story & he ‘committed suicide’ by shooting himself twice in the back of the head,” they’re gonna look at you like you’re rambling about chemtrails and space aliens, but that’s just like…a thing that happened. They made a movie & everything.
There’s this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I’ve had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I’m this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there’s a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you
I love when ppl dunk on the “no pronouns” crowd but also it’s pretty worrying how thoroughly the anti-trans movement has managed to redefine “pronouns” from “a short word you use to replace a noun in a sentence” to “some wacky made-up woke words that crazy lefties use” in so many people’s minds.
i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me
when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”
